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Alright well the saga of the drunken monkey first began in 11 BC, when my esteemed assistant of mine Cuntface Kehoe, got lost in his own asshole where his cunt was. I soon discovered he was drowning in his own shit and women cum. I plunged my cock in there and pulled him out. It turns out he was entoxicated, L.A.M.F. The next happenein was when when i was around 21 or so, working as an aprentice at a carpentry cunt gallery. One night I was working late, I found my bosses bottle of Cognac. I decided to celebrate vigorously. I later soon found his porn, which might I add was gay porn. It suited me perfectly. The boss or "Head Hancho" later walked in while I was pluggin the wall, and he said "god damn it, Your heartbnreaker, you cock smoker, your a shit sittier." I replied with him very consciously too, no i will not have sex with your muscular ass. I hate you, You suck and I quit, this shit for a life cunt gallery. I am a GOD to the Non-believers, I sulk in a bottle of alcohol and thats when my trueness comes out. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIMMMMMMMMMMM gggAAyyy. Hell yeah niglet. The whole idea about this cunt shit, is do what you want, when you want. espically when your fuck faced. Peace my Klan of Kunts,
-Erik Arthur
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